Y Ways

Tommyism-on and off ramps on the highway are called "Y ways"!
Why?? Cause their shaped like a "Y" silly.
 Now everytime I get off and on the highway Tommy says-we are on the "Y" way again!!

What does Marry Mean?

Listening to a song on the radio Tommy says, "Hey mom what does Marry mean?" I say, "It means when two people really love each other and they want to be together forever they get married." He doesn't say anything but he smiles. I say, "What are you thinking?" He says, "What does forever mean?"  I say, "It means a very long time until your old." He says, "Like Aunty Vette and John." I say, "Yes They are old!"  He says, "Are they married??" I say, "No! Me and your daddy are married we are not old." He looks shocked, and says, "So you and daddy are going to be like aunty Vette and John?" Sigh.. This conversation is going nowhere!! :) LMAO

That's alot of Talking

Today I asked Tommy was his day. He shrugs his shoulders and says, "Good." I asked if he had a job today he says,"No! Dey keep forgetting  I am there." I say, "Are you being a good listener?" He says,
" I aways wisten." I ask, "Did you tell your friends you had a playdate yesterday." He says, "Yeah but not everybody thats too much to talk." I ask, " Did you do a project today?" He sighs and says, "Mom whay do you keep asking me dis stuff  thats a lot of talking!"  I laugh and say, " I missed you I just want to know what you do when I am not with you." He smiles, then says, "Oh awight you can ask me too much stuff I guess!"

Staying Awake

On the way to school one morning, Tommy yawns and says, "Mom I am trying to keep my mouth shut so I can wake up for school but it keeps opening all by itself!"

Best Job Ever

Tommy says, "Mom today was the best day eber!I say,"Yeah? What happened?"  Tommy says," I was da wine weader!!! Dats my faborite job in the whole world!" I say, " Why do you like it so much?" Tommy says, "Cause all day wong I get to be first and its wike I am da boss!"

Mysterious Santa

I am at Target with son. I gave him the no toys pep talk. So we are "looking" at toys he wants from Santa! We get to the last isle and he says",OK lets do it again dis time I gonna pway wid dem." I say, "No we have to go!" He starts to tantrum.Then we hear"Ho! Ho! Remember Be GOOD!" We both freeze and look around and don't see anyone! But he was an angel the rest of the time at the store. Thanks "Santa"whoever you were!

Explaining heaven

Picking up my son from school. A little girl was waving at me. I ask,"Tommy who is that girl?"  He says, "Mom she cwys everyday in the early room. It is so annoying!"  I say," Aww she must miss her mommy. Maybe she doesn't understand she will be back." He says, "Yeah i remember crying , cause I thought you were going to heaven." I say, "You thought I wasn't coming back?"He says," Naww I was sad cause i had no friends."