Tommy's Stick

One afternoon I was meeting my Mom for lunch at a local resteraunt. Along for the ride was my 3 year old son , My 10 year old daughter, and my 7 year old niece. My son discovered my daughters glittery batton and adopted it as his “magic stick”. He brought it everywhere and today was no exception. We arrived at the resteraunt and we see my mom and park the car. My three year old, Tommy asks, ” Mom can I bwing in my “dick” ?” I sigh, “Yes you can bring in your “stick” but you have to promise to behave!” He nods and we walk into the resteraunt and are seated in a large booth. Tommy broke his promise and was being aggressive with the stick and nearly knocks over a glass of soda. I take the stick and explain, ” Tommy we are going to have to put your stick for a nap untill after we are finished with our lunch.” Tommy frowns, crosses his arms across his chest and agrees. Then as luck would have it, the stick rolls off the booth and onto the floor stuck in between the booth and the wall. Tommy shreiks in alarm, and yells, “My dick, My dick, what happened to my dick?” I try to reach it but it is too narrow. Tommy crawls under the table and tries to reach it. The waitress come by and asks, ” Is everyting ok?” Tommy pleads, “My dick! My dick! it’s stuck in there!” The waitress looks appauled. I explain, “He dropped his “stick” and we can’t reach it.” The waitress relaxes and smiles, “I got an idea.” She leaves and comes back with a broom and rescues the “stick”. My son grabs it and hugs it close to his body and says. ” My dick, my dick I so glad I found you I dot you were wost foreber!” Needless to say the “magic stick” never made a public appearance again!! My favortie “Tommy” story!!